Some random comics...

Why I Dislike Most People With Braces

When people get braces, it's helping correct their over/under bite. If they left it alone, it would become very painful to them (eventually). But when these people complain about their braces, it makes everyone angry.
I HATE people who complain about their newly installed face-magnet, then proceed to bitch and moan until everyone around them makes a plan to murder the whiner in their sleep. Your pain is irrelevant to me; I cannot feel it, for I have no damns to give. I also don't care about not being able to eat the food you like to stuff your disgusting face with. I don't care what you say; drinking milkshakes 24/7 sounds awesome, even if it is meat flavored. If you look like this:

and complain about it too, stay away from me or else you'll be facing a very expensive face-reconstruction surgery and also paying for my hospital bill for my shredded hand.

Many people have told me their horror stories about the orthodontist, and what I've come up with from their honest accounts are something like a demon wielding knives attacking your teeth in hell while fire spurts up from the cracks in the ground around you. Oh yeah, and the assistants are crawling out of the cracks.

If this is true, I will never go to another orthodontist for the rest of my life. Even though the one closest to me has cool retro games in the waiting room.

So a message to all those out there who have problems with their teeth:

Good night, and too all a good flossing.